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Happy SmileChet Meek's Page of Puns, Part D

... word plays, catchy phrases, and other foolishness.


I take no credit for this material. I am only the collector. Most have come from the Usenet Newsgroup alt.humor.puns; but others have crept in from misc.writing, alt.callahans, humor mailing lists and other contributors. I have made no attempt at attribution (please forgive; ... we only rarely know the original author anyway). Despite that, some show attribution. Where it was there, I kept it.

Newest ones are added at the top in each category.

Go to Other Pun Pages.

Go to Puns, Word Plays and Related Madness. They are all short; but there are lots.
Go to "For the Younger Set." Only a few for now. If you send some more, I'll add them.
Go to "By the Younger Set." Only a few for now here too. Please send some more.
Go to the Shaggy Dog Stories. They are longer, but there are a lot fewer of them too.
Go to the Jokes of Most Any Sort. They are what was left over.
 
 

Other Pun Pages:



Puns, Word Plays and Related Madness.

Now for the younger set:

 

Here are some BY the Younger Set:

These are the answers of six- to ten-year-olds about various aspects of love: why it happens, what to do about it, etc., most contributed by Elaine Jordaan {emjord@FISHNET.NET}.

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

L-O-N-G puns (or Shaggy Dog Stories):

And Finally Some Jokes of Most Any Sort:

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Title: Puns; Word plays; Other Nonsense and Foolishness; Humor; Jokes; Good Clean Fun - Volume 1d.
The primary URL for this page is at:  http://www.GoChet.ca/puns_v1d.htm
Page maintained by Chet Meek, cmeek@ocii.com ... direct e- mail.
Page last updated: 25 April 2012 (Sm2.8, w/SC). Page created: 1 July 1996.

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