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Rap Lyrics ********** Munch on Some M&Ms I say piss, shit, and damn, Holy fuck what a scam! I make nothin' but bread, It goes straight to my head! Chicks, dope and booze, You all know the news! If your mind is a fright, Its OK if you're white. Hey brother can you dig it, I'm a rude little bigot! Original Jokes ************** (This is a 60s item.) What do you call a hippy with an afro hairdo shooting speed into the top of his head? A furry with a syringe on top. *** Did you here about all of the young folk from South L.A. who volunteered to fight in Iraq? They decided that it would be much safer over there. *** Did you hear about the giant cannibal who was sick after dinner? He brought up a family. Do you know why? Because the children were spoiled. *** When the old Canadian NWT was divided up, the natural resources were allocated out into two parcels; all of it and Nunavit. *** A male chauvinist reporter was interviewing a member of the radical lesbian movement. Reporter: "You know, the thought of 2 women giving one another orgasms strikes me as quite funny." Woman: "Believe me, sweetheart, its not a tongue in cheek matter." |