4 Signs of a cult

1. a collection of weapons
2. living in an isolated area
3. violent rhetoric (language, propaganda, etc)
4. internal leadership struggle

4 Signs of a Cult in my Family!!!
1. my dad has a shotgun because of #2
2. we live out in the country in a cabin with no running water
3. my teenage brother listens to evil music that talks about violence and stuff, and then he repeats it to us.
4. my brother is trying to take over our house!


This is SO TOTALLY not supposed to be taken seriously, so if you you do then you're SUPER CRAZY, shouldn't be on this page and deserve to be tickled alive by little purple smurfs holding iron razor feathers.

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