Here are a whole bunch of funny jokes. Some of the jokes on this page are not suitable for (young) children. The "family" jokes will have a (star) beside them.

1)Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

2)Xenaphobia: the fear that Lucy Lawless is going to fling a metal disk at your head.
(I made this one up)

3)There was a bear and a rabbit. Now Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them. The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case." Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

4) A 14 year old boy walks into a brothel, and he asks for a prostitute with syphilis. The man there asks "Why the hell do you want a woman with syphilis? Are you insane?" The boy replies "Well, you see, if I get it, my sister gets it. If my sister gets it, my dad gets it. If my dad gets it, my mother gets it, and if my mother gets it, the postman gets it, and he kicked my dog."

5) Superman was feeling rather amorous, and he was talking to a friend of his. He says to his friend of his "You know, I'm feeling rather horny, but I have to be somewhere in 3 minutes." Says his friend "Well, why don't you go find wonder woman?" Replies Superman "Yeah, but I've got to be somewhere in 3 minutes." His friend says"Well, you're superman. Why don't you just do it really fast?" So Superman flies off, and he finds wonder woman sprawled naked on the beach. So he zooms down and screws her really fast, and is off. He returns to his friend and says "Wow, that was like the best ever. I've got to do that again sometime!" Meanwhile, on the beach, the Invisible Man has been making love to Wonderwoman all day, and he says "Wonderwoman, it's been great, but I can't figure out why my butt is so sore."

6) Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"