Here is my collection of funny and interesting quotes.
The newest ones are at the bottom.

There is a theory which states that if anyone ever discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Confucious say: Man standing on toilet high on pot.

Life is like a country road: never straight and always stoned.

Why go to high school when you can go to school high?

Just remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.

42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Suburbia
where they tear
down trees and
name streets after
them.

Without the ugly, there is no beautiful. (Melanie Doane)

I used to have Multiple Personality Disorder, but we're okay now.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups: look where it's gotten us today!

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

Punctuation: the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!!"

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What do you add to instant water?

Tommorow I will be perfect but today I shall try!

I got these quotes from school, my older brother and his friends, Melanie Doane, and myself.

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